The Life and Times of a Big Tough Guy

We went to see THE NEW PLANET OF THE APES movie the other day.  Yes, I know it is a remake … or a continuation … so this may make me a bit hypocritical.   Oh well.

Any way – as I looked around the room at the upcoming movies I think the majority of them are sequels.  One was for the upcoming remake of FOOTLOOSE.  I have to admit, I was partially giddy because I <3 the movie, and partly wondering … why?    Is there really a need for a remake?  Does anyone really want to see a remake?

I also heard they were making a prequel to Sex in the City.  What will be the point?  Will the girls NOT be in the city yet??  Will they all still be virginal?   Or will they just be whores having sex  – let’s say in the country?? Now, don’t get this dawg wrong – I do at times love the girls gossiping, buying shows, Big, etc … but just don’t think I care enough to know what they were doing before they hit the city.

There is also talk of a remake to Dirty Dancing.  Why??   Baby is no longer sitting in the corner, and can’t we just leave this as a legacy to Patrick Swayze (RIP) aka Johnny Castle?

Remakes to Grease, Saturday Night Fever, Save The Last Dance, and Flash Dance can’t be far behind.

I guess it is time for Kaiser to get out his dancing shoes, and have them remade for 2011/2012 dancing.

Today I went to the movies. I know, don’t ask many questions about how an adorable BullMastiff gets into the movies, yadda, yadda, yadda …

I went to see THE TOURIST with Johnny Depp (my MOM has a crush on him) and Angelina Jolie (my Mom would like to look like her, but that is a blog for another day … haha) …

I had a YUMMY DELICIOUS movie house popcorn. mmmm … mmmm

I know the movie had mixed reviews, but how could anything with Angie and Johnny really suck?? I figured out the movie rather early in … but I still enjoyed it. I had a smile on face and a wag to my tail when I left the theatre.

I for one … will give the movie ONE and HALF PAW UPS. I plan on watching it again on DVD.

Did any of you watch?

I had a real love/hate relationship with this cast.   Could some of the people be any stupider?  I am going to BET that most of them ate lead paint chips as children.

Luckily, there was a good winner.  Yay … Fabio!!!!   (((Not that I had a crush on him or anything.  Kaisi doesn’t play for that team. )))

Who did you like??

How was everyone’s Christmas??

My best guy friend just asked me to be his girlfriend. I accepted, and now he won’t talk to me at all.   What should I do??  Signed, Crying in Cleveland.  

Dear Stupid Girl- Did your bf loose his ability to speak, or is he just not talking to you??  Have you asked him why??  If he hasn’t answered  … I am going guess that you annoyed the heck out of him, and he no longer wants to be around you.   Sorry to be the bearer of the news … but get OVER IT!!   Move along.   <3 Kaisipoo.

Hope you had a good one man!! Happy Halloweenie!!

Big Tough Guy – KBR.

There is a boy in one of my college classes that I have a crush on. I don’t think that he even knows I exsist. What should I do?
Signed, Wallflower in Washington DC

Dear Flower,

Not that I am into dating boys … but if I was and had him into my class … I would ask him to study with me. (Or back in the 1950’s I might have asked him to the Sadie Hawkins Sock Hop.) If he says … “And you are??” You can safely say … he didn’t know who you were, but he may still take you up on a study date. My warning, study first, because if he is stupid and gaga (not Lady Gaga) over him … your grade may suffer.
Signed, The Big Tough Guy.

I have been trying to lose weight, can you give me some tips? You seem so attractive and popular.

Signed, A Little Chubby In Chicago

Dear Chubs,
I like to keep my advice simple … STOP EATING SO MUCH!! Duh.

Love, The Big Tough Guy.

Kaiser has been getting several letters asking him advice. I think I should share my wisdom with you all … starting this week. Have a good week.

grounded me from the computer. I should be back to my normal posting later this week.

Has anyone been watching Survivor?? Could the YOUNG AND OLD people be any stupider? They should have never voted off Jimmy Johnson. What a bunch of stupid heads.

Glee isn’t really holding my attention. Maybe I am just too distracted by my yummy delicious dog treats. The lip syncing and story line just seem off. Sister wives is on too late for me. Mom keeps sending me to bed. She is being a big meany pants lately.

I have been a LAZY BULL MASTIFF, and haven’t been posting much to you all. Don’t worry … we will talk tonight… about Survivor, Glee, and my thoughts as I tuned into Sister Wives. (Yeah, pretty sad.grim.pathetic.)

Will they ruin my status as a Big Tough Guy?? Hummm …

Things to ponder on a Monday morning.