Author Archives: kaiser

We went to see THE NEW PLANET OF THE APES movie the other day.  Yes, I know it is a remake … or a continuation … so this may make me a bit hypocritical.   Oh well. Any way – … Continue reading →

Today I went to the movies. I know, don’t ask many questions about how an adorable BullMastiff gets into the movies, yadda, yadda, yadda … I went to see THE TOURIST with Johnny Depp (my MOM has a crush on … Continue reading →

Did any of you watch? I had a real love/hate relationship with this cast.   Could some of the people be any stupider?  I am going to BET that most of them ate lead paint chips as children. Luckily, there … Continue reading →

Dear Stupid Girl-
Did your bf loose his ability to speak, or is he just not talking to you?? Have you asked him why?? If he hasn’t answered … I am going guess that you annoyed the heck out of him, and he no longer wants to be around you. Sorry to be the bearer of the news … but get OVER IT!! Move along. <3 Kaisipoo. Continue reading →

Hope you had a good one man!! Happy Halloweenie!! Big Tough Guy – KBR.

There is a boy in one of my college classes that I have a crush on. I don’t think that he even knows I exsist. What should I do? Signed, Wallflower in Washington DC Dear Flower, Not that I am … Continue reading →

I have been trying to lose weight, can you give me some tips? You seem so attractive and popular. Signed, A Little Chubby In Chicago Dear Chubs, I like to keep my advice simple … STOP EATING SO MUCH!! Duh. … Continue reading →

Kaiser has been getting several letters asking him advice. I think I should share my wisdom with you all … starting this week. Have a good week.

grounded me from the computer. I should be back to my normal posting later this week. Has anyone been watching Survivor?? Could the YOUNG AND OLD people be any stupider? They should have never voted off Jimmy Johnson. What a … Continue reading →

I have been a LAZY BULL MASTIFF, and haven’t been posting much to you all. Don’t worry … we will talk tonight… about Survivor, Glee, and my thoughts as I tuned into Sister Wives. (Yeah, pretty sad.grim.pathetic.) Will they ruin … Continue reading →