Author Archives: kaiser

I love that the Google Ads are for Bull Mastiff puppies. Would they be considered some sort of animal slavery or kinky if I BOUGHT myself a little girl puppy??

Happy Monday Everyone! I have no idea why people hate Mondays so much, BUT just in case they truly are evil … I plan on sleeping through most of the day. I was thinking of giving you my thoughts on … Continue reading →

OMG – Why does Mom need to hog the bed?? Jeez. I swear one of these days I am going to make her start sleeping on the floor at the end of the bed. I am sooooo tired – that … Continue reading →

Soon you can join me on my most excellent adventures of life as a very cool and debonair Bull Mastiff.   Sometimes I may even allow my slightly temperamental pal Princess Diana (the English Mastiff who I allow to live in … Continue reading →